Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Can You Please Acknowledge Me

In order to succeed, a writer needs peace, quiet, and comfort. How fortunate! I rarely get these! And I want to be a writer! Yay! I love my life. I never get the proper peace and quiet when I want/need it. When I'm doing homework on the computer, my parents tell me to do chores because they think I'm not doing work. Is this not irritating?! Additionally, when I have no homework and I really want to write a story, everyone feels like being loud and watching weird videos or distracting movies. They take absolutely no notice that my future job is to be an author and they try to steal all my motivation away from me, which is really, really frustrating, because my motivation takes time to spark inside me. (Oh no! It's a sign! I'm not a writer at heart! Noooo!) Can someone please acknowledge me!! Or better, encourage me. I need all I can get.
And with that I conclude today's rant.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

tiping lyk dis is kool

Don't you guys just hate it when you're talking to someone online and suddenly BAM - "hv 2 go c u l8r." Grammar freaks, I know the feeling in your eyeballs when they burn upon the sight of bad internet grammar. Yes, I sympathize. Things like "i h8 dis bec it dosnt luk fun" and "lo so funny i almost dide." I normally see things like this in my mom's emails. (How can her friends deal with the lack of grammar and punctuation? no offense intended.) What really bothers me is the fact that little kids type like that nowadays. It is not good for their future. I don't want any kid writing paragraphs, essays, etc. in BAD GRAMMAR. What happened to the Shift key? The quotation mark key? The question and exclamation mark key? Lack of grammar even affects the way people write with pencil and paper!! It's not that hard, really, to add an a and e to 'hv.' I really hate 'hv' and 'bec.' GAHHHHH. Another thing to be concerned about is the overuse of bad grammar online. It causes forgetfulness of how the word is really spelled. Were the kids these days even taught how to differentiate 'their' from 'there' and 'they're'? Even I once was confused because so many people used the word incorrectly. I had this editor worksheet that was talking about racehorses. It said, "Their off!" It looked correct to me, but my mom told me it was wrong. And I looked at it again, and still saw nothing wrong. Then my mom told me it was 'they're', and I went 'Oh, yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.' And I was really ashamed of myself for forgetting that, because I kinda see myself as a grammar freak, XD. (If you talk to me online you won't believe that.) Another thing. tiping lyk dis is not kool. Whenever I go out somewhere, the car passes by the place called 'Kwik Kar Lube and Tune' and I just sit in the car clenching my fists wanting to rip those K's off.
And with that I conclude today's rant.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Bruh, I don't eat like this at home.

Get out of the bed, shower, pull clothes on. Leave the room and head for the breakfast area. It smells like coffee and cigarettes and waffles. You're in the room where only the lamest breakfasts in the universe are served! Welcome to hotel breakfasts!! You know how they have those lame breakfasts at hotels? The only good thing there, usually, is the waffle maker. Other than that, just no. I mean, those pastries and muffins are good, but they don't stuff you up, know what I'm sayin'? Bigger breakfasts are healthier than small ones, anyway, and they boost up your metabolism. Hotels should have buffets! Or at least pizza. Pizza is life. Hats off to them Italians who invented it! Anyway, the only good hotel I had a good breakfast (and sleep) at was a Super 8 hotel. The room I had had three beds with decorative covers. I never saw such a sight. Anyway, the breakfast was boiled eggs and a waffle and hot chocolate and other good stuff that I can't remember ATM. And the people there were creepy. But anyways, know what I'm saying? Hotel breakfasts always make up for the hotel's lameness, but if the breakfasts are lame, then I'm out.
And with that I conclude today's rant.